Run .. Run .. Run

Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them.

The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of mbt sneakers, and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, “You’re crazy! You’ll never be able to outrun that bear!”

“Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear.”

“If you know that, why are you changing shoes?”

“Well, the way I figure it,” the first lawyer replied, “I don’t have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.”

Kids at a wedding

Here’s a great joke I heard, which made me think of Arthur:

At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl to come down the aisle. She wasn’t alone, but followed by a little boy carring a ladys and mens wedding bands.

The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring bear.”

I can just picture him growling at all the guests 😉