|Morris asked his ten-year-old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. |
‘I don’t want to know!’ the child said, bursting into tears.
Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong.
‘Oh Dad,’ he sobbed, ‘at age six I got the ‘there’s no Santa’ speech. At age seven I got the ‘there’s no Easter Bunny’ speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the ‘there’s no Tooth Fairy’ speech! If you’re going to tell me that grown-ups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!’