The Clintons go on holiday

Last summer, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to check on their shipping boxes and fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.”

She smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would have been President of the United States.”