A burglar is stalking stealthily around the living room of the house he’s just broken into. He jumps with fright when he suddenly hears a voice behind him saying “Croaoak, beware, Jesus watches you”
He turns around, swings the beam of his flashlight in to direction the voice comes from and sees what indeed the voice had made him think once he was over his first fright: a parrot. The bird repeats “Croaoak, beware, Jesus watches you”
The burglar walks up to the cage and asks “And what may your name be? The parrot answers “Coco.” The burglar sniggers and says “I’ve always found that a very stupid name for a parrot.” The parrot answers “Maybe, but not half as silly as Jesus for a Pitbull terrier”
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity, killed the satellite network access and blew all the fuses.
Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, “I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out.”
“Very well, then.” said God, “Let us see it Jesus fared any better.”
Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers.
Satan was astonished and stuttered, “But how? I lost everything, yet Jesus’ program is intact! How did he do it?”
If you think he may not be, you might want to check out DamnedIfGodExists a website my mate set up to sell T-Shirts with humorous atheist slogans. I guess if you’re an atheist it’s just like a geek wearing a T-Shirt with some humour about CAT5e. Here’s a video to help you get the picture: