Tag: ipod

Modern Technology

It all began with an iPhone…

March was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn’t?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter’s birthday was in August so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started…

What my wife failed to recognize is that the iRon can be integrated into the home network with the iWash, iCook and iClean.

This inevitably activates the iNag reminder service.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!

Ipod Jokes

Q: Why don’t they make an ipod touch for kids?
A: Because if they did it would be called Itouchkids!

Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?
A: Because iPod users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!

Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of Ipod touch’s overheating?
A: Downloading images of Megan Fox!

Q: How many Apple ipod nano early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!

Q: What’s the name of the new Apple Ipod, specifically made for bathroom use?
A: Ipotty!