Q: Why don’t they make an ipod touch for kids?
A: Because if they did it would be called Itouchkids!
Q: Why is the Apple still reporting record profits?
A: Because iPod users are just as oblivious to the looming recession as they are to the people around them!
Q: According to Apple what is the leading cause of Ipod touch’s overheating?
A: Downloading images of Megan Fox!
Q: How many Apple ipod nano early adopters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
Q: What’s the name of the new Apple Ipod, specifically made for bathroom use?
A: Ipotty!
