- When I dance I make the band skip.
- My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
- When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts.
- My graduation picture was a aerial photograph.
- lipozene just doesn’t do anything to me
- My driver’s license says picture continued on other side.
- When I ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton.
- When I get in an elevator it HAS to go DOWN!
- Instead of being born with a silver spoon I was born with a silver shovel in my mouth.
- They have to grease the door frames and put a Twinkie on the other side to get me through.
- I could become rich and sell shade.
- My belly button doesn’t have lint — it has sweaters.
And you think YOU’RE fat?