Chemists tend to get left out when it comes to silly jokes. So hang up your lab coats and get ready to enjoy this extra helping of funny ones.
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They’re cheaper than day rates.
What element do women use to get dates?
What did the chemist say to a chic babe when he passed by her in his sports car?
Where does one put the dishes?
What does one do if one can’t zwim?
What happens when electrons lose their energy?
They get Bohr’ed. What are?
What is Ba(Na)2 ?
What is NaCl(aq), NaCl(aq), C C C C C C C ?
Saline, saline, over the seven Cs
What do you do when you find a dead chemist?
What is the purpose of a doctor?
What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?