A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce, down at the court right next to radio shack. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said:
“Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody”.
The judge turns to the husband and says, “What do you have to say in your defense?” The man sat for a while contemplating. Then slowly rose.
“Your Honour, if I put a coin in a vending machine and a Coke comes out, whose Coke is it, the machines’ or mine?”
