I was in out in my Austin Healey the other morning when my boss rang up and told me: “You’ve been promoted”. And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said “You’ve been promoted again”. And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said, “Now … you’re managing director”. And I drove into a tree.
Then a policeman came up and said, “What happened to you? Do you want me to call a breakdown service?”
And I said, “I careered off the road”.
