Here’s to the daughter

A 19 year old lad has been dating a 17 year old girl for a few months.
They`ve been to the pictures and return to Her home where she lives with Her father, mother having passed on several years previously.
They settle down to amuse themselves on the sofa in the sitting room admiring their home theater system, whilst the old man watches telly in the back room.
Now the girl is a good example, and looks after Her Dad, she in turn is the apple of His eye.
So naturally, he`s worried sick about Her well being and eventually just has to break off from watching Panorama to knock gently on the living room door.
The girl opens it. “Hi Sue, you couldn`t make me a cup of tea, could you?”
“Course I can Dad,” she replies, and trots off into the kitchen to put the kettle on.
Meanwhile, the old man sits down on the sofa with the lad to have a word.
“Look, son,” he says. “I remember when I was your age, pulling the birds and trying my luck. Thing is, I`m worried about our Sue.”
“Why, what`s up with her?” replies the lad.
“Well, I shouldn`t really tell you, but she`s got acute angina.”
“Oh, I know…” says the lad. “…great pair of tits too!”

Career Terminology

Whether you are a student looking for that first time or summer job or a long time veteran running a Fort Lauderdale Job Search, this JOB SEARCH JARGON should help you get on your way…

COMPETITIVE SALARY:
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

FLEXIBLE HOURS:
Work 55 hours; get paid for 37.5.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want you to do.

ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD:
You whine, you’re fired.

CAREER-MINDED:
We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers until you are 70.

SELF-MOTIVATED:
Management won’t answer questions

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:
Some time each night and some time each weekend

DUTIES WILL VARY:
Anyone in the office can boss you around.

COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT:
We have a lot of turnover.

SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER:
We’re not going to supply you with leads; there’s no base salary; you’ll wait 30 days for your first commission check.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.

SOME PUBLIC RELATIONS REQUIRED:
If we’re in trouble, you’ll go on TV and get us out of it.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:
You’ll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:
You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.