Here are some quotes I came across in my surf around the Web
- Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.
- Procrastination means never having to say you’re sorry.
- Being politically correct means always having to say you’re sorry.
- On the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.
- Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it’s gone.
- Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the show?
- Trust in God, but lock your car.
- Given a conflict, Murphy’s law supercedes Newton’s.
- There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosive
- I’m desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
- I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it.
- I took some baby shower gifts once. It left my skin baby soft.
- A peanut saved is a peanut earned. A peanut shaved is a sterile man.
- “Never eat more than you can lift!” — Miss Piggy
Some good ones eh?
