A project manager, network engineer and software engineer were in a car heading down a hill when the brakes failed. The driver managed to get it stopped by using the gears and a convenient dirt track.
All four jumped out and after peering under the car the network engineer said, “I see what the problem is and with this Cat5e patch cable I think I can fix it good enough to get us to the next town”. The project manager quickly interrupted, “No, no, no. Before we do anything we need to decide on a vision for our future, figure out a plan and assign individual deliverables”. At which point the software engineer said, “You know what, I think we should push the car back up to the top of the hill and see if it happens again”.