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The Clintons go on holiday

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing at one of these Myrtle Beach vacation rentals. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love.

They exchanged hellos, and went on their way.

As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.”

She smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.”

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Holiday Romance

A lady goes on vacation after getting one of these famous travel deals to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, “What is your name?”

“I can’t tell you” the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the same, he can’t tell her. On her last night there she asks again, “Can you please tell me your name?”

” I can’t tell you my name because you will laugh at me.” says the black man.

“There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the lady says.

“Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replies. And the lady bursts into laughter.

The black man gets mad and says, “I knew you would make fun of it”.

The lady replied, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of snow everyday in Jamaica!”