Moshe was 88 years old and went to see his financial advisor after he got a call from him early one morning.
“So what do you think is an appropriate investment for me?” asked Moshe.
“Well,” replied the advisor, “I have found a terrific investment that will double your money in 5 years, but I need to get you a free credit score first.”
“Are you meshugge,” said Moshe, “a five year investment? Why, at my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
