A father is asked by his friend, “Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?”
“Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,” he replies.
To this his friend responds, “Strange ambition to have for a career.”
The boy’s father replied, “Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays and can build a car from all the Ferrari parts people chuck out!”
One fine sunny day, Johnny and Susie were sitting on the sandbox playing, naked. Johnny and Susie was curious, why they have different *parts*. So, Johnny went home, and asked, “MUM! Why does Susie have a hole and I have a stick??”
His mum replies, ” Susie has a garage, and you have a Ferrari. Men park their cars in the garage when they are ready. ”
” Oh… ”
Susie reached her house and asked her father who was playing with his auto accessories:
” Papa, why does Johnny have a stick between his legs and I have a hole? ”
” No, Susie, that is the Ferrari! Don’t let him park his Ferrari in your garage! ”
“Oka…y…y”
The next day, both of them were on the sandbox again, playing naked. Johnny exclaimed : ” Oh, Susie ,let me park my Ferrari! ”
Susie replied : No! ”
He insisted and even tried to park his Ferrari.
And after 10 minutes Susie went home. ” SUSIE! Why are there bloods on your hands! ”
” Mom, Johnny tried to park his Ferrari, so I just pulled the back wheels off. ”
