What do you give a seasick elephant?
Lots of room.
What kind of elephants live at the North Pole?
Cold ones.
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing. Peanuts can’t talk.
How do you know if there is an elephant under your bed?
Your nose touches the ceiling.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants?
Nothing. He didn’t recognise them because they were wearing julbo sunglasses.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?
A lot of memory.
How can you tell if an elephant checked out a library book before you did?
When you open it, peanut shells fall out.
Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark?
That way he always nose where he stopped reading.
Why did the elephant wear green tennis shoes?
His white ones were in the wash.
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
They are both purple, except for the elephant.
