A woman went to a computer dating service and said she didn’t care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character.
Then a man came in who had tried free online dating for ages and ages. He told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.
The service matched them together at once because they had one thing in common – they were both compulsive liars!
There are lots of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date…
I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
I refuse to get cable. That’s how they keep tabs on you.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
I need to take my testosterone supplements after this meal.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn’t hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I really feel that I’ve grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn’t have given someone like you a second look.
It’s been tough, but I’ve come to accept that most people I date just won’t be as smart as I am.
