Q. How do you make a Chevy accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
Q. What is found on the last two pages of every Chevy’s owners manual?
A. The bus schedule.
Q. What did the auto parts counterman say when the customer said, “I’ll take a set of wiper blades for my Chevy”?
A. Sounds like a fair trade.
Q. What do you call a Chevy at the top of a hill?
A. A miracle?
Q. What do you call a Chevy with brakes?
A. Customized.
Q. How do you make a Chevy go faster down hill?
A. Turn the engine off.
Q. Why don’t Chevy’s sustain much damage in front end collisions?
A. The*tow truck*takes most of the impact.
(As you probably can gather, you can use those for any make you wish) 🙂
