Two wrestlers an American and a Russian were the finialists in the World Championship event.
They were preparing to meet each other in the final round and the American coach was giving instructions to his star wrestler while pulling on one of those wrestling singlets.
The coach was saying, “Beware of the Russian and his famous hold – the pretzel. No one has ever got out of that hold!.”
The match begins and the Russian finally gets an advantage on the American and he is in the dreaded pretzel hold.
The spectators start to get up to leave.
Suddenly there is a blood curdling scream and the Russian goes flying across the canvas, and the American wrestler feebly crawls over and pins him for the title.
Later the American coach asked, “How did you get out of that hold?”
The wrestler responds, “Well I knew I was dead meat when he got me in that hold. I opened my eyes and through the blur I could see these big pink testicles.
So I stretched my neck with all my might and I bit down on those babies just as hard as I could.
It’s amazing how much strength you can come up with when you bite your own balls!”