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Ten reasons to leave your truck in primer

10. You can wash it with Comet.

9. You don’t have to buy one of those cover for trucks.

8. You can buy primer at the grocery store and paint your truck in the parking lot.

7. You can park your truck anywhere without worrying about getting door dings.

6. You can stand on the roof and get a good look at what’s going on around you.

5. You don’t have to worry as much about it getting stolen.

4. You don’t have to spend sleepless nights trying to decide what color to paint it.

3. If you forget lawn chairs, you can sit on the fenders.

2. You don’t have to do the bodywork until you’re good and ready.

1. You can use a pencil to do your pinstriping, lettering or graphics. If you need to remember a phone number, you can write it on the fender.

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The Best Salesman ever

The Devil tells a salesman who specialised in snow chains for trucks, “Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any salesman alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest salesman that ever lived.”

“Well,” says the salesman, “what do I have to do in return?”

The Devil smiles, “Well, of course you have to give me your soul,” he says, “but you also have to give me the souls of your children, the souls of your children’s children and, as a matter of fact, you have to give me the souls of all your descendants throughout eternity.”

“Wait a minute,” the salesman says cautiously, “What’s the catch?”