The Joke Shop

A man died and went to straight down to hell. The devil greeted him and gave him a guided tour of the place. He told the man that there were three rooms he could chose from in which to spend eternity. The first room was full...

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The girl, turned off her MP3 players...

A Czech goes to the optician to get a prescription for a new pair of eyeglasses. The optician shows him a card with the letters C Z W X N Q S T A C Z "Can you read this?" the optician asks. "Read it?" the Czech replies,...

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel (I hate cheap hotels) with my beautiful and sexy eighteen...

A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday, shall I get you a dress, a gift basket or something different?" She said, "I'd love to be ten again." On the morning of her birthday,...

A Fat Woman was determined to lose some weight, she had tried all the diets you can think of, including Weight Watchers, Atkins, tried taking weight loss pills, even starved herself. So she joined a slimming club. After a month, she was no lighter, so she...