The Acme Company was trying to sell its new computerized crystal ball to a major marketing executive, one who had just finished a pretty successful mover NYC campaign and was looking for a new products to sell. As expected, the executive was quite skeptical. The Acme...
Q. Why are politicians are like disposable diapers. A. They should be changed frequently ...
Medical research money would be spent on developing new birth control methods for men. Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season. Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles. PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Shopping...
I've just finished speaking to a friend of mine online who spends his time working in a large warehouse sorting through Mustang accessories. He reminded me of this joke: A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his...
Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and ...
Here are a selection of strange but true stories from people filling in their insurance claims. Some were from people who bought car insurance online and others were from paper forms. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car. A pedestrian hit me and went...
A young sexy blonde was in Las Vegas on one of these Vegas vacations. She had a lovely room with a great view and she spent the first day there watching live event video streaming on a giant TV. That evening, she was in the casino...
My Dear Husband, I am sending you this letter via this email communications thing, so that you will be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception, but I thought you should know what has been going on at home since your computer entered our lives...
Last summer, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to check on their shipping boxes and fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the...
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen, do you give...