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The Devil tells a Wilmington NC real estate agent, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous, and more successful than any Real Estate Agent alive. In fact, I can make you the greatest agent that ever lived." "Well," says the Real Estate Agent,...

A super genius goes in to see a doctor. "Doc," the genius says, "I think I'm too smart. I'm having trouble even communicating with people because we have no common frame of reference, and it's ruining my social life. Can anything be done?" The doctor runs...

Christmas comes but once a year. So step away from the fancy gadgets, baby clothes and shopping sprees and settle down with some cookie recipes to spread some cheer. Trust me and follow these instructions: Ingredients 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1...

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie. They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to...

An obese fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a "guaranteed" weight loss program. "Guaranteed like heck, "he thinks to himself. "But let's see...

Image via Wikipedia A diet is hard for everyone, especially if you're on your own. Here's some advice to help you be more successful. If you eat something, and no one else sees you eat it, it has no calories. When drinking a diet soda...

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers...

This is a specially formulated diet, designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day: BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 1 cup skim milk LUNCH Small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach 1 cup herbal tea 1 chocolate biscuit AFTERNOON TEA The rest of...

You've tried Dr. Stillman's Quick Weight Loss Diet, the Sardine Diet, the Grapefruit Diet, the magic diet pill and more, but you're still lugging those extra pounds around. What's a food lover to do? Good news! Ten new diets have just arrived on the scene....