The Joke Shop

A few days ago, I was getting some polaris rzr parts for my quad and a blonde came in, and asked the mechanic for a "Seven-hundred-ten". Everyone in the store looked at each other, and another customer asked "What is a seven-hundred-ten?". The...

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the recruits...

Monday: Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth. Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers", those little hamburgers...

A well-constructed miss went to the doctor complaining of vaginal dryness. She was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can’t undress in front of you." "All right," said the physician, "I’ll flick off the lights. You undress and...

'WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?' The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was. 'Ma'am,' said the newspaper employee, 'today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.' There was quite a long...