The Joke Shop

NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes. EATING OUT When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and...

When a guy's receipt printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told him he might be...

When a woman decided to have her portrait painted she told the artist, "Please paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, one of those thick mens wedding rings, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any...

A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning. His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before. "Is that so?" the first said....