The Joke Shop

THE NFL PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NFL player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right. Hundreds of football players in our very own country are...

There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we dont serve blondes. So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Sorry, we dont serve...

A man walks into the toy store to get a toy for his daughter. He looks past the magformers and heads to the Barbie section. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?" "Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes...

How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror...

A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws, and everything was working as before. The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him...

A mother and a daughter are shopping in the mall, walking out of a sports gifts shop, when the mother eyes an expensive fur coat. "This year," she says, "I think that I will buy my present instead of making you and dad shop for...

Here's an interesting item I came across that has loads of potential for any prankster out there. It's a wine cooler that looks exactly like a tower PC. The plan would be to hide your desktop machine and replace it with this unit. Next time...