The Joke Shop

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. ‘Hey, how much you charge for DA hour, seester?’ he asks. ‘£10,’ she replies. In broken English he says ‘Do you do Immigrant Style?’ ‘No’ she says. ‘I pay you £20 to do Immigrant Style.’ ‘No’, she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is. ‘I...

After a long life, dutifully serving his parishioners, the elderly priest died. He found himself in Heaven, where he was warmly greeted by St. Peter. "Welcome," St. Peter said, "You have lived a good life. Let me take you to your quarters, and then I'll...

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from...

A tourist from Outer Banks is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South America, when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple, and asks the guide for details. To this,...

My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks and placed an order for the patio furniture he thought he'd need; but first he needed to get started on the floor. Laying the cement...

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts, nice that No Fear clothing has so many pockets huh?. Later, on his way home, he...

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match."...