The Joke Shop

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half...

Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and treated as a technological dinosaur by all the Client/Server programmers and website developers, he was finally getting some respect. He'd become a private consultant specializing in...

Two workmen were digging foundations when one of them started shouting and jumping about. The other one thought his partner had hit an underground power cable and was being electrocuted so following good H&S practice used a shovel, (not quite safety equipment, but good enough...

Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look...

An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker. ‘Hey, how much you charge for DA hour, seester?’ he asks. ‘£10,’ she replies. In broken English he says ‘Do you do Immigrant Style?’ ‘No’ she says. ‘I pay you £20 to do Immigrant Style.’ ‘No’, she says, not knowing what Immigrant Style is. ‘I...