The Joke Shop

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. They lived in one of these steel buildings just because someone had told him it was a...

A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asks, "Johnnie! What is your problem?!" Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade, all we do here is play with toys. My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter...

A man walks into a store looking to buy a gift for his daughter. He passed over the John Deere toys and settled on the Barbie toys. “How much is that Barbie?”, he asks the shop assistant. In a manner she responds, “Which Barbie? We have...

Four insurance companies are in competition trying to prove who has the best insurance rates. One comes up with the slogan, “Coverage from the cradle to the grave.” The second one tries to improve on that with, “Coverage from the womb to the tomb.” Not to be outdone, the...

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!). Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's...

One afternoon a little girl returned home from school and announced that her friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother replied: "Really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl explained, "Well...

One afternoon two Swedish sisters go into a photo place to get their picture taken. They were considering setting up a website using live video streaming services but wanted to see what they looked like in...

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "There...