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Image via WikipediaThe wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him. The referee will always be looking the other way when you score. You will have trouble with the ties on your Mixed Martial...

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb? A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it! Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None...

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow...