The Joke Shop

Here's a great joke that could happen to just about anyone. What do you think? ----------------- Wife: "Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?" Husband: "Of course not." Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" Husband: "Ok, I would marry again." (annoyed) Wife: "Oh...

Tech: Computer Services Orange County this is so-and-so speaking. May I have your username please? Female Customer: Yes I want to speak to the person in charge immediately! Tech: Speaking. What can I do for you? Female Customer: I want to complain about the pornographic bookmarks your company...

He'd been playing for twenty years and he'd never managed it - the ultimate goal, a hole in one. As he was chipping away in a sandtrap one day and moving nothing but sand, he voiced the thought. "I'd give anything," he said, "anything to...

Actual writings on hospital charts: 1. She has no rigors or shaking chills , but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 2. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 3. On the second day the...

A man named Vinny dies and goes to hell. The Devil says to him "Hey Vinny we've been waitin for ya!". Vinny smiles and walks with the Devil and the Devil says "I gotta ask you a couple questions, do you like to smoke?" Vinny answers "Ya,...

A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he`d lost his cigarettes. In the middle of the room, next to some rugs, under the carpet, was a bump. "No sense pulling up the entire floor...