The Joke Shop

A city dweller donned his breeches and came to a farm and saw a beautiful horse. He decided he had to have the animal. He bargained with the farmer and the farmer finally sold him the horse. The city man jumped on the horse and...

A couple of weeks ago, I played with new member who shot an even par 72. We had fun during the round, so I asked him if he wanted to play next week. He said: "Sure, but I might be a half hour late." The following week he...

A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a cinema. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you''re only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir," the usher said, "if...

These are true stories from someone who works on a Caribbean cruise ship. 1. (For this one, you have to know that it's really easy to get lost in the maze of corridors and elevators on a ship.) A lady asked if this elevator went to...

Image by Smithsonian Institution via FlickrAnd here are some jokes from your favourite satellite service provider: Star light, star bright First star I see tonight I wish I may, I wish I might. It's just a satellite And here's another one: Jupiter came down to Earth one day and decided to...