The Joke Shop

The shopkeeper of Rooster Decor was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an...

Mrs. O'Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O'Rafferty. "Hello," said the Father, "And hows Mrs. O'Donovan, didn't I marry you and your husband two years ago?" "You did that, Father." "And are there any little ones yet?" "No, not...

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. "I invested that nickel in an...

Little Johnny sat playing in the garden surrounded by swing sets and giant blocks. He had been there the good part of the morning, keeping himself busy and playing with all his toys. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was...

Little Johnny was playing on his PS3 in his room when his dad walked in and explained that he and his mom were getting a divorce. "Why Daddy?" asked a confused Little Johnny. "Well, son," he explained, "Your mother and I are no longer in love." Now more...

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, and so she began interviewing young lawyers just out of law school, so not quite a Seattle personal injury...

A lawyer called in his client to discuss the results of some forensics about his case. "I have good news and bad news," a defence attorney told his client. "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and the DNA testing proved that your DNA is...