The Joke Shop

A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was the biggest in the world and sold everything under the sun. "Have you ever been a salesman before?" the boss asked during his interview. "Yes, I was a salesman in...

There are many ways to approach a diet. You can stop eating, you can stock up on the weight loss supplements or you can do what I do, and just memorise these excuses: But the doughnut was calling my name. But it was my birthday, so...

A sale representative for a mobile satellite company stops at a small manufacturing plant in the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift. "No, thanks," says the plant manager. "I tried smoking a cigar once and I didn't like it." The...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner and a box of air filters. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of...

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm with manufactured home alarm systems. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful,...