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George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his family, including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem, while staying at one of the punta cana hotels, George's mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate...

Murphy's Ten Laws for Experimentalists: In a scientific experiment, if something can go wrong, it will do so just before your grant is up for review if the reading on your detector is correct, then you have forgot to plug it in if several things can go wrong...

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing at one of these Myrtle Beach vacation rentals. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once...

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. It's the best way to burn fat. The next time I see you,...

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what...