Edison himself has played many a practical joke upon his employees, and in the early phonograph days he enjoyed many a laugh on them with the aid of his "talking machine." Sometimes, however, the joke was on him, as was instanced by the "fake cigar"...
And now, for a break in our scheduled programming. We all like a good joke, but we have to keep in mind the important things in life and to me, education is the number one priority. Whether you're working in an office, or out on...
Q. Why was Dracula such a rubbish footballer? A. Because he was afraid of crosses!...
You wake up one day to find that your satellite internet provider is down. What do you do? Dial 911 immediately. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. You mean there's something else to do? Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. Work. Re-introduce...
Have you been spending more and more time on your high speed satellite internet connection? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you're addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality?...
Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern (no Symbol LS2208 here). Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick. Byte - What yer pit bull dun to...
If you're a parent with stress and a headache, do what is says on the aspirin bottle: "Take 2 aspirin" & "Keep away from children"...
Two guys were picked up by the cops for selling drugs (coke, Stimerex ES, heroin, the works) and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said: You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time....
Image via WikipediaOne fine sunny day, Johnny and Susie were sitting on the sandbox playing, naked. Johnny and Susie was curious, why they have different *parts*. So, Johnny went home, and asked, "MUM! Why does Susie have a hole and I have a stick??" His mum...
Man: Doctor, I think I'm a dog. Psychiatrist: Mmm, please lie on the couch. Man: I'm not allowed on the couch!...