The Joke Shop

Edison himself has played many a practical joke upon his employees, and in the early phonograph days he enjoyed many a laugh on them with the aid of his "talking machine." Sometimes, however, the joke was on him, as was instanced by the "fake cigar"...

Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods. Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local tavern (no Symbol LS2208 here). Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick. Byte - What yer pit bull dun to...

Two guys were picked up by the cops for selling drugs (coke, Stimerex ES, heroin, the works) and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said: You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time....

Image via WikipediaOne fine sunny day, Johnny and Susie were sitting on the sandbox playing, naked. Johnny and Susie was curious, why they have different *parts*. So, Johnny went home, and asked, "MUM! Why does Susie have a hole and I have a stick??" His mum...