The Joke Shop

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford...

Two lawyers walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk toward them. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of mbt sneakers, and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at...

1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, "Would it be cheaper...

Did you hear about the guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and owned all the fitness equipment you could think of. Nothing worked. He was reading...

People go to a computer shop for a variety of reasons. For advice, to buy memory or even just to hang out with other geeks. Here's one that was overheard in a computer shop: Customer: "I'd like a mouse mat, please." Salesperson: "Certainly sir, we've got a...

A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages around the pop displays. While he's there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, "I'll have a C monkey, please". The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage...

The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supplies dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why. "I'll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our church ordered some pencils from you to be used in the pews for visitors...

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking, regardless of how fancy their barcode scanner was. After...

What do you do when you want a break from our regular jokes? Well, lots of people have different hobbies, but you might be one of those who spend their time looking for the best online casino around. In that case, you might be interested...