The Joke Shop

Regardless of if you're developing project management software or game software, its bound to have the following lifecycle. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10...

Two Teenage boys were picked up for doing drugs. When they went to court the judge said that he would like to give them a second chance if they could work in the community and convince young people not to do drugs they would avoid...

A member of a diet club bemoaned her lack of will-power. She had tried all the weightloss products on the market and still hadn't lost any weight. Here was one of the stories she told her friends: She'd made her family's favourite cake over the weekend,...

Here are some jokes for the girls; so put down your youthology cream and have a read Where do make-up artists park their cars? Why in compact spaces of course How come beautiful women never lose a fight? Because they know how to make-up How come it's hard...

The teacher in our Bible class asked a woman to read from the Book of Numbers about the Israelites wandering in the desert. "The Lord heard you when you wailed, 'If only we had meat to eat!' " she began. "Now the Lord will give...

Bald Bill is invited to a costume party. He rushes to the costume shop. He tells the shop owner that he wants a costume that will hide both his bald head (hair loss treatments never worked on him) and his wooden leg. The store owner...

Four college alumni were climbing a mountain one day: a USC, a UCLA grad, a Florida grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans at their alma mater. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one...

A policeman was patrolling a local lover’s lane parking spot overlooking a golf course. As he drove around he passed a car and saw a couple inside with the light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a magazine and a young...

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we can't afford...