The Joke Shop

A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering. The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that...

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in...

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemists. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the...

"Excuse me, Sir." "Is that you again, Moses?" "I'm afraid it is, sir." "What is it this time, Moses. More computer problems?" "How did you guess?" "I don't have to guess, Moses. Remember?" "Oh, yeah. I forgot." "Tell me what you want, Moses." "But you already know. Remember?" "Moses!" "Sorry, sir." "Well, go ahead, Moses. Spit...

I've been working on a project at orange country computer support to ensure all our end users know how to back up data in preparation for company wide computer upgrades. I'm tempted to hand this out to some of our users. Never leave diskettes in the...

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a dress from an exclusive women's clothing store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the dress, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and...

I came across a funny video down at Vacation Rental.org. Check it out: The video is about a "super hero" who "saves" a family from booking a room in a hotel by making them take a vacation rental instead. Basically for half the price of a...

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out during one particularly icy winter; they didn't usually do health travel, but it was REALLY cold. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was...