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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together travelling through stormy conditions.Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash...

Chemists tend to get left out when it comes to silly jokes. So hang up your lab coats and get ready to enjoy this extra helping of funny ones. Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates. What element do women use to get...

A truck driver was heading down the highway after buying some truck accessories when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his duty, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer...

There was this snail who wanted to be a Formula One racing driver. He went along to the track and asked if he could drive, he even bought himself one of those custom water bottles all the racing drivers had. The racing team manager said,...

But the doughnut was calling my name. But it was my birthday, so I had to eat the whole cake. I had to get the bitter taste out of my mouth from eating the so-called dish, so I had an ice cream. If you eat something and...

In the beginning God created the heaven and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Devil said, "It doesn't get any better than this." And God said, "Let...

A blonde is terribly overweight, even tried some adipex no prescription without any luck, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time...

When I dance I make the band skip. My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts. My graduation picture was a aerial photograph. lipozene just doesn't do anything to me My driver's...