The Joke Shop

In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing. On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and "active low" signals didn't yet exist.) On...

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines...

The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate. At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy...

"Where am I?" asked Alice, as she peered at the large 7-lettered sign with the standard blue letters. "You're in Digitaland," replied the security guard, "May I see your badge?" "I don't have a badge." "Did you lose it?" "No." answered Alice in a puzzled tone. "How could...

A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies. To this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career." The boy's father replied, "Well, he...

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants...

After refurbishing one of his entertainment centers, a commercial property owner has three shops in a row, all for rent. The first prospective lessee shows up, and says he wants to let the shop on the left. The owner says, "Fine, what kind of shop...

A young couple had been arguing about what new vehicle they would buy. He wanted a big truck, but she wanted a sports car. After about an hour the woman had to leave, and said, "Look, all I want is something that goes from 0 to...

An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell some disability insurance to a farmer. He wasn't getting anywhere, so he thought he''d try to sell a life policy instead. “Look at it this way,” he said finally. “How would your wife carry on...