The Joke Shop

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast, followed by vitamins for acne. A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday,...

An exhausted looking man dragged himself in to the Doctor’s office. “Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.” “I have good news for you,” the doctor answered, rummaging through a...

Not satisfied with the results he got from his family doctor, a balding man sought out an alternative treatment for his hair loss. He had tried everything including the best shampoo for hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist who had been testing...

After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighbourhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smouldering remains of his house. Explaining who he was he asks “What happened?” “Well,” one of the officer’s...

This bloke decides to throw a party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends too. He didn't want the usual pirate costumes or anything normal, so on the invitation he puts: "Fancy dress party - come as a human emotion." On the...

It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Here's a great email that makes a change from all that apidexin scam you find in your mailbox. Consider the case of the Illinois man who...

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent Mary Louise to the hardware store. At the hardware store Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob to finish...

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed one of those testosterone creams for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. "Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped,...

A diet is a weigh of life. It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds. It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight. The problem with curbing our appetites is that...