The Joke Shop

Bob was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing. His catch, cleaned and filleted, was wrapped in newspaper on the passenger side floor. He was late getting home and was speeding. Wouldn't you know it,...

A man goes to a high-profile lingerie store. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer women’s lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. “This is $200,” she says. “I want one that’s more sheer,” says...

A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend at Larry`s Pistol & Pawn Shop I was looking for a little something extra for my wife, Toni. What I came across was one of those 100,000-volt...

For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club. Though still in great shape from when I was on the varsity chess team in high school, I decided it was a good idea to...

After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute on Cyber Monday, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his...

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch....

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a lawyer are riding on a train. The Russian takes out a bottle of the best vodka out of his pack; pours some into a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka of the...

A man was getting a quick trim prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are...

If you've spent too much money on discount diet pills, check out the Federal Drudge Administration is planning to issue a Guideline for Gourmets that advises you to: List your ten favorite foods. List your five favorite beverages. List all green vegetables that look like marsh grass, fur...

A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy bars before breakfast, followed by vitamins for acne. A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday,...