The Joke Shop

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He'd had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with different types of furniture: tables and chairs, log furniture and even antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to...

An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're...

A woman and her husband approach their pharmacist who had been trying to sell the Strongest diet pill over the counter to another customer and begin to ask questions like if the pharmacy checks for medications past their expiration date and the reliability of a...

A front end clerk in a pharmacy has just been admonished by the owner for missing too many sales. "I'm sorry" the boss says "But one more missed sale and your fired. Just remember that you won't find chromium supplements here." The next customer that comes...

I work as a systems administrator, and part of my job involves answering questions about computers. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. When people ask me what I find so irritating, this is what I...

A duck walks into a hardware store and finds the manager sorting out some Elkay sinks. He asks the manager, "Do you have any duck food?" The manager says, "No, we don't have any duck food." The duck leaves, and comes back later. He asks the manager, "Do...

A cowboy wanted to take out a life insurance policy. Talking to an insurance agent about his policy who was checking out his life insurance rates, the insurance agent asked the cowboy, “Have you ever had any accidents?” The cowboy repled, “No, no accidents.” Then, after...

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what can he do. He was hoping it wasn't malignant Mesothelioma or something The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious, but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his...