The Joke Shop

Bubba didn't know what the sign in the store window meant when he concocted an idea. The sign said "Suits $5.00 each, Shirts $2.00 each, Trousers $2.50 per pair". Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Ray, Look! We could buy a whole lot of those, and...

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of...

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access some Internet sites and after hitting some shopping sites and cigar auction sites we went to the popular Ask Jeeves website, and...

Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me." "Sugar!", he said into his mobile phone. "Are you at...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to promise to 'love, honour and obey' and 'be faithful to...

Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) As the incidence and prevalence of Internet Addiction Disorder (IAD) has been increasing exponentially, a support group. The Internet Addiction Support Group (IASG) has been established. Below are the official criteria for the diagnosis of IAD and subscription information for the IASG. A...

What do pigs and SEOs have in common? SPAM. Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved. Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings and directory submit. Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs? New Jersey got first pick. How many SEOs does...

A huge bodybuilder meets a woman at a bar where they chat about technique, bodybuilding supplement reviews, and his strict training regime. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for...

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in. He addresses the pharmacist, "We're about to...