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The ingenuity of drivers involved in accidents, in seeking to assert their innocence, or at least excuse their errors, is apparently inexhaustible, judging from this genuine selection of excerpts from insurance claims. I blew my horn, but it would not work as it had been stolen. I...

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Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for Athena the wonder dog, at Wal-Mart and was about to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have...

The ingenuity of drivers involved in accidents, in seeking to assert their innocence, or at least excuse their errors, is apparently inexhaustible, judging from this genuine selection of excerpts from insurance claims whether they're motorhome insurance claims or plain old motor insurance...

A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds and he couldn't find the best weight loss supplement around. Next thing he sees is an advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss...

Here are some computer jokes brought to you by buy.com There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly My software never has...

Are you a tehcnical geek? Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you are compulsive. If you can relate to 2 of the items, you may have a problem with...

After my husband asked me to help him shed some unwanted pounds, I stopped serving fattening TV snacks and substituted crisp celery. Much better to eat healthy than to spend time looking for diet pills that actually work. While he was unenthusiastically munching on a stalk...

A monster went to the doctor with a branch growing out of his head. “Hmmm,” said the doctor. “I’ve no idea what it is.” The next week the branch was covered in leaves and blossom. “I'm stumped, wrinkle treatments won't help,” said the doctor, “but...

Ned was down on his luck in Las Vegas. He had gambled away all his money, couldn't get any cash advances and had to borrow a dime from another gambler just to use the men's room. The stall happened to be open, so he used...