A few jokes and funny stories about teenagers. Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? The man fainted as he came out of his front door...
- When your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. - When your doctor doesn't give you x-rays anymore but just holds you up to the light. - When a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest...
A man called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Wave some acsonix reviews under his nose. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the...
Hot Tub Etiquette for Men 1. It's alright to have an erection in a hot tub, but don't float to the surface yelling "Up Periscope"! 2. It's okay to pass a joint while hot tubbing; it's NOT okay to pass gas. 3. Feel encouraged to whisper words of...
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at a Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center to buy a set of dog beds and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched, full-out, on the back seat and I...
If IBM ran Christmas...
People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets is that you don't get enough to eat (the starvation diet), you don't get enough ariation (the liquid diet) or you go broke (the all-meat diet). Consequently, people tend to...
A society lady from Quatre Bornes, who was famous for her lavish dinner parties, sent an invitation to the community's leading internist inviting him to her dinner party. The doctor replied with a poorly hand-written illegible note. She showed it to her husband saying, "I can't...
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after dinner, she would like to have sex with him for the first time. The...
The ingenuity of drivers involved in accidents, in seeking to assert their innocence, or at least excuse their errors, is apparently inexhaustible, judging from this genuine selection of excerpts from insurance claims. I blew my horn, but it would not work as it had been stolen. I...