The Joke Shop

Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100. The ideal system should have as many lights as possible, preferably blinking and flashing in time with the music. The components should all have black metal finish, and ...

A blonde is terribly overweight, so after considering msm dietary supplement, her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you,...

When I dance I make the band skip. My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts. My graduation picture was a aerial photograph. I have a phobia .. of the life fitness treadmill at home. My driver's license says picture...

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started...

Here's one to remember if you're in an emergency and don't have a vital signs monitor. A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress and two locals, Kenzie and Brian...

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, and spinach, with green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Haagen...

If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store...