The Joke Shop

Here's a joke I came across while traveling with some friends. Not sure whether it's a real story or not, but you can decide for yourself :) A husband and wife are traveling by car from Atlanta to New York. After almost twenty-four hours on the...

A German approaches a prostitute. "I vish to buy sex viz you." "OK," says the girl, "I charge 20 an hour." "..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies, "I can do that." So they go to the girl's place,...

A burglar is stalking stealthily around the living room of the house he's just broken into. He jumps with fright when he suddenly hears a voice behind him saying "Croaoak, beware, Jesus watches you" He turns around, swings the beam of his flashlight in to direction...

LEASH: A strap that attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. Loads of...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the sky, and tell me what you see." Watson replied:...

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning, " said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like...

A blonde gets her haircut while wearing a pair of headphones. The buy sennheiser headphones for a reason, you know." The hairdresser sighs, and starts cutting the hair around the headphones. Soon, the blonde falls asleep, and the hairdresser removes the headphones. A few minutes later,...

I've been single-stranded too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenial TACGTAC. Menage a trois! Ligand seeks two receptors into binding and mutual phosphorylation. Let's get together and transduce some signals. Some dates have called me a promotor. Others have referred to me as...

Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlords The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfires and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a...

A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him "You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding." So he chooses to check out...